When dairy products go bad

Any tips for how to clean yogurt out of a laptop? The ports for the headphones and microphones are proving especially challenging.

(Note: I don't expect much, I just thought you'd enjoy having a laugh at my expense.)

Reviews now available for Peony Pavilion and Saucy Jack

I've put my more extensive reviews up on my Wordpress blog. Peony Pavilion 下本 and Saucy Jack - truly two evenings that could hardly have differed more - are now available for your pleasure (all three of you).

For the rest of you, I've been kind enough to NOT post them here, thereby saving your friends list from an excess of verbiage.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Prize for useless help screen of the year goes to:



Yeah, thanks for that ...