Oh my droogs

Dear Readers of the Blog:

If I say I want to go do something, and you say you do, too, and then tease me by suggesting a time when you would be free to do this thing with me ...

Can you please not freaking post anonymously so I don't have a clue who you are? (I have to say the writing style suggests a certain friend I haven't seen in about six months and whose copy of a certain book I have been holding hostage all this time, but ... I could be wrong.)